Wednesday, October 22, 2008

For the last time...

Have. Your. Fare. Ready. FUCK!

And if you really can't spare one moment of your sitting-around-on-a-bench time to open your purse, backpack, pocket, etc... and pull out your pass/ticket/change, then do not insist on being the first person in line so that you may hold up all of the nice people who were smart enough to follow the rules!

In a real city, a city where people actually take public transportation to reach a destination (and not just as a form of entertainment), a person would be heckled right out of the terminal for holding up a bus like that. Oh no, but not here! Here, they just plop their purse right up on top of the farebox and proceed to empty the entire contents onto the dashboard of the bus.

"Oh, I know it's in here somewhere! Just hold on a minute, I'll find it!" Really, "hold on a minute"? Do you think I can fucking go anywhere anyway with all your shit spread out all over the place, and with 75 people behind you standing in the doorway?

Repeat after me: YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD! THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU! OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PLACES TO GO AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR SORRY ASS!

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