A Tribute to Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever used a grocery cart from the local supermarket as a moving van, you might be a redneck.

If you've ever tried to bring said shopping cart (full of your prized possessions) onto a city bus, you are most likely a redneck.

And if, when the driver refuses to let you board the bus with said cart because it's illegal to STEAL, your response is, "Nuh-uh, I bought this here cart fer a quarter!", you are DEFINITELY a redneck. And a big, fat F.L. (figure it out).